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Christmas Jokes

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!

What do Santas elves drive?
Mini vans!

What is the best present in the world?
A broken... you just can't beat it!

Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
He is cool!

Why do aliens not celebrate Christmas? 
Because they don't want to give away their presence!